February 2012
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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Haven’t been this drunk since my birthday
Happy margarita day tequila is never good for me
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In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the...
– Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion (via emotional-algebra)
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the...
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tarrinj)
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Can it be summer so I can lay outside and look at the beautiful stars and not freeze my ass off?
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Celebrating my 1 out of 6 exams done with my two best friends red bull and vodka and playing n64.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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I have six exams in two weeks starting tomorrow and all I want to do is watch the rest of Arrested Development.
At least I’m having a pretty good day so far, and I saved an old lady who had literally fallen and could not get up.
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It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via theartofdylan)